Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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