you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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