Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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