check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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