: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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