Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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