so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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