But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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