just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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