yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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