Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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