So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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