I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
are you so shy because you have an std?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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