He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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