Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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