Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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