Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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