Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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