no you cant smoke seaweed
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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