Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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