Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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