Cold hands, warm shart.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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