just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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