You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
