I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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