Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Where is the hickey?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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