North Korea, Best Korea!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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