My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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