Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This baby is an asshole
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
