Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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