i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
