Im at strip club and am horny
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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