The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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