Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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