fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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