lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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