She went from zero to smokin in five shots
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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