Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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