just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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