Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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