I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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