i think i have herpe
just one?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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