so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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