You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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