he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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