Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i believe in u and ur pee
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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