i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
