gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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