Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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