Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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