I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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